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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 12:48

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What to know about nerve pain and tingling hands and feet - The Washington Post
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
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My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Mick Ralphs, Guitarist in Bad Company and Mott the Hoople, Dead at 81 - Rolling Stone
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Google reportedly plans to cut ties with Scale AI - TechCrunch
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
First-ever airborne toxin detected in Western Hemisphere - Phys.org
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How does red light therapy affect eyes?
So they tried
No way
No, not a chance
There’s a hidden rule that all life on Earth must follow, research claims - Boy Genius Report
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
What is so great about Jiraiya?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?